Throughout Throne of Glass there were repetitive threads. Since I’m not really one for drinking games and the book is all about physical feats, I’ve come up with a workout to do while reading the book. Enjoy the sore muscles!
Throne of Glass workout:
- 10 squats every time Celaena is analyzing the situation and thinking about how to kill someone.
- 20 jumping jacks any time anyone mentions how famous Celaena is.
- 10 crunches whenever Celaena doesn’t want to talk about her scars.
- 5 pushups every time Celaena’s love of books is brought up.
- 5 burpees for every mention of Celaena’s inner darkness and brokenness.
- 1 pullup when Celaena trains with Chaol.
Depending on how long your reading session is, this workout could potentially leave you feeling jelly-like. The workouts are more or less calibrated to my own fitness level, which is ok, but not great by any means.
And of course, I’m not a doctor or personal trainer so do these exercises at your own risk.